i don't usually do these, but i'm bored so bleh
● BRITISH ●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 1
● AUSTRALIAN ●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[X] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 2
● ITALIAN ●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
● SPANISH ●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[X] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
● RUSSIAN ●
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
● POLISH ●
[ ] You love good and solid food.
[ ] You're a strict catholic.
[ ] You have a very bright eyecolor.
[X] You don't care about many things.
[ ] You're a full family man.
[ ] You love to discuss.
[ ] You be quick to take offence.
[ ] You speak some Polish or Russian.
Total: 1
● IRISH ●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1
● AFRICAN AMERICAN ●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total: 1
● ASIAN ●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You play/have played the piano.
[X] You have relatives from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
● GERMAN ●
[ ] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You went to pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 3
● CANADIAN ●
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
● AMERICAN ●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 0
● FRENCH ●
[ ] You like french toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[X] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France
[ ] You say “Zut” instead of damn
[ ] You own a beret.
[ ] You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 1
● BELGIAN ●
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 3
● DUTCH ●
[X] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[X] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 4
● ARAB ●
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[X] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[X] You dislike reading
Total: 2
● GREEK ●
[ ] You're very loud.
[ ] Your family alone makes a small city.
[ ] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[ ] You share a bathroom with 5+ people.
[X] You say “open the light” instead of “turn on the light”.
[ ] You always have a “to go plate” when leaving from a party.
[X] You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.
[X] You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total: 3
● NEW ZEALANDER ●
[ ] You get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
[ ] You hate aussies
[X] You know what an ‘aussie’ is
[X] You know that NZ is famous only because of Lord of the Rings
[ ] You like chocolate fish &/or pineapple lumps
[ ] You know what L&P is and you like it!
Total: 2
● NORWEGIAN ●
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[X] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[X] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[X] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[X] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total: 4
● ○ R E C A P ○ ●
British: 1
Australian: 2
Italian: 4
Spanish: 3
Russian: 3
Polish: 1
Irish: 1
African American: 1
Asian: 4
German: 3
Canadian: 2
American: 0
French: 1
Belgian: 3
Dutch: 4
Arab: 2
Greek: 3
New Zealander: 2
Norwegian: 4
i'm an Italian, Dutch, Norwegian, Asian!
Spanish, Russian, German, Belgian, and Greek tie second.